Please Enjoy These 7 Hilariously Bad Date Stories

​1. "He insisted we see a superhero movie because he's a huge fan. Right before we go into the theater, he stopped me and said he had a present for me. Inside was a Superman onesie pajama outfit that he demanded I wear into the movie." – Blakeley H., 21​

2. "Mid make-out session, he paused, looked at me, and said, 'You're actually kinda cute!' Thanks?" – Mabel M., 23​

3. "He took me to sit by a fountain in the park 'because it was free'—​and then warned me to 'watch out for the rats around here.' Not the way to my heart." –​Jenny A., 27

4. "We had a day at the beach, and on the drive back, he saw a big pile of construction material out in front of someone's house. He pulled over and started loading all the aluminum into the back of his pickup. Apparently, it fetches good money at scrap yards—​but I had to sit there and watch. Totally not romantic." –​Marsha O., 40

5. "I went out with this guy, and we really clicked. Then while he was driving me home, he said, 'I can't hold it any longer,' and farted super loudly—​with the window rolled up. The smell was heinous. I was Dutch-ovened!" –​Gingy N., 39

6. "He said that he was going to take me somewhere fancy because he was rich. But his idea of a fancy place was Panera Bread, where he proceeded to wear sunglasses the entire time. We were sitting indoors." –​Hannah S., 23

7. "He accidentally double-booked our second date with a lunch he'd planned to have with his mother. Instead of rescheduling, he wanted to take me to meet her. Way too fast." –​Alicia P., 39

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