5 Sex Positions for Every Room in the House

A house is not a home until you've done it in every damn room.

21 March, 2018
5 Sex Positions for Every Room in the House

Here's how to properly break your place in.

For The Living Room

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The Parlour Trick

Curl into a lil' duck-and-cover ball sideways onto an upholstered arm chair. Your knees/shins will be resting on one of the arms, your face is down on the seat cushion. Push your legs together for a super tight fit and angle yourself so he's hitting a deep spot on the bottom wall of your V. Press a strong vibe on your clit and you can both enjoy the rumbling vibes.

For The Hallway

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That's My (Door) Jamb

Make must-have-you-now quickie standing sex actually workable by standing in a doorway and using the door frame for leverage. Back to one side, foot up on the other so you can adjust for height differences plus not fall on your ass.

For The Kitchen

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The Super Soaker

If you are not blessed with a detachable showerhead, enlist the watery l-o-v-e of the kitchen sink. Sit at the very edge and have your partner guide the warm water stream between your legs (If you don't have a movable spigot, your partner can make a little waterway with their hands to guide the water so it trickles over your clit. Like a science experiment! )

For The Laundry Room

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The Fluff and Fold

Hop up on that big sexy machine and angle yourself so you're pressed against an edge—the low vibrations can be just enough to put you over the edge. (Pick the dryer for warm steady vibration, washer on spin cycle for a more rodeo-style ride.) He enters standing via either hole—depending on your mood. (PS front to back switch is ok, but back to front is no bueno without a new condom.) Get a load of wash done + get off. #Multitasking

For The Dining Room

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The Salad Tongs

Lie back on the table with your hips at the edge, legs up with your feet on their chest or over their shoulders, depending on your Pilates status. Your gracious partner stands between your legs with a lubed finger or two inside you doing the traditional "come hither" motion against the top of your vag. They simultaneously use the thumb of the same hand to swipe left and right across your clit, like an indecisive Tinder user. They can masturbate as well if they want to or they can wait their turn.

Jill Hamilton writes the blog In Bed With Married Women. Follow her on Twitter.

Credit: Cosmopolitan
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