If your bags could talk, here's what they’d say

From neglected totes to overworked clutches, here’s the tea from your handbag collection.

14 January, 2025

If your bags could talk, here's what they’d say

Ever wondered what your bags talk about when you’re not around? From the seasoned tote that's seen it all to the fresh-off-the-shelf clutch flaunting its brand-new sheen, your handbag collection has opinions. As they gather for an imaginary gossip session, prepare to overhear tales of being overstuffed, ignored, or paraded like royalty. Warning: You might never look at your closet the same way again!

Jacquemus The large Bambino, ₹1,08,400 approx.

“I may be tiny but I bring the drama...or so I keep telling myself.

Hermès Birkin 3-en-1,price on request

“I have Pilates at 6 am, matcha at 7, a flight to Alibaug at 11, a board meeting at 1 pm, and my son’s graduation at 4 pm—I do not have time for ‘lunches’...whatever that is.”

Bottega Veneta Medium Sardine, ₹4,37,200 approx.

“My dad covers everything from my rent to my R&R in Saint-Tropez. I just bring the vibes...and occasionally, a little SPF.”

The Row Blake Hobo Bag in Leather, ₹2,22,800 approx.

“Just landed back from NYC, where I pretended to know about art at Sotheby’s. Anyway, wanna go to this new gallery that’s opened up in Jor Bagh later?”

Dior Saddle Bag with Strap, price on request

“Sorry, I didn’t answer any of your texts. I was stranded on an island with the Gstaad Guy. Nothing too crazy, just a typical Tuesday, really!”

Balenciaga Le city Large Bag, ₹2,73,250 approx.

“Something about your vibe doesn’t sit right with me...you need an aura cleanse! My friend knows someone who knows someone...do you need their number!?”