Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

Your sexoscope for the week of June 21 to June 27:

Aries

         If you’re single AF:

Friday’s Aquarius Moon starts your weekend off on a social note, so go out and mingle with some cuties! And Saturday’s Pisces Moon puts you in a mood, but that changes in the blink of an eye when someone you actually like slides into your DMs! Don’t expect anything more than a fling, though.

If you haven’t DTR yet:

You’re not in the mood to see your boo until Sunday, but when you finally get together you more than make up for the weekend apart, thanks to the downright hedonistic connection between lovely Venus and expansive Jupiter. With sex this stellar, you’re starting to think more about turning your fling into something more!

If you’ve been in love forever:

 

It’s been a long week, and you want some me-time to unwind, so your partner better steer clear of you until your grouchiness passes! Sunday’s astro-weather makes you less hotheaded and more hot-and-bothered, which is great for f*cking out any residual stress before your week starts.

 

Taurus

         If you’re single AF:

This weekend finds you feeling social, and going out is on top of your to-do list! A total snacc catches your eye, your banter is ?, and you can barely keep it in your pants before you get them home to do it. But when they’re gone in the AM, you’re left feeling lonely (even if they text you back), so try to find something to keep your mind occupied if you're feeling meh!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

As the most sensual sign, one of your most important requirements in a partner is they have to be amazeballs at sex. Your FWB definitely isn’t lacking in that area this weekend, but for some reason, you don’t have the best feeling about your situationship afterwards—maybe it’s that you’ve caught feelings and now you’re in too deep, but they don’t feel the same way?

If you’ve been in love forever:

When you or your partner come home with a bigger paycheck than usual this weekend, you’re in the mood to ball out! Buy some new lingerie or sex toys, spend big on an expensive dinner date, and indulge in and with each other all weekend long—last week’s astrology was a major headache, so you deserve it!

Gemini

          If you’re single AF:

You’re feeling lucky in love because Venus is in your sign, plus lucky Jupiter in your chart’s relationships zone basically makes you a sex magnet this weekend! You’re radiating charisma and sex appeal, so if you’re horny and hankering for a hookup, you can satisfy your urges without a prob!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

You’re not the touchy-feely type, but you’re noticing a little crush forming for your FWB and it’s sort of freaking you out! Hooking up is as great as ever this weekend, but don’t designate your pillow talk to be the time to try to determine the relationship—wait until you're both feeling more clearheaded than right after that post-orgasm bliss.

If you’ve been in love forever:

Your partner’s love is your drug of choice this weekend. The most titillating and sexy astro-weather possible is happening in your chart’s relationships zone this weekend, so being with/in/on top of your lover is where you’re happiest! Don’t be surprised if your week feels boring and drags on and on—you’re just coming down from your high.

Cancer

          If you’re single AF:

You’re coming out of your shell this weekend and keeping an eye out for a cutie to take home, but no matter what you do or say, it seems no one wants to flirt back with you. You’re feeling down on yourself when you end up heading home alone, but try to just keep swimming and remembering how great you are! Your season's just getting started!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

As much as you try to keep your crush in your claws, they keep getting away from you. Whether it’s forgetting dates or just plain ghosting you for days at a time, you’re feeling very over it this week. The stars are signaling to you that if they ain’t gonna treat you the way they should, then let ‘em go—think of it as a b-day gift to yourself!

If you’ve been together forever:

Every relationship has its ups and downs, but yours might feel like its at rock bottom and you haven’t had an “up” in a while. An inability to connect in the bedroom, busier social life, and feeling bored around your partner are all clues that a serious talk needs to happen soon to fix whatever underlying issues you two have!

Leo

         If you’re single AF:

You’re feeling frisky this weekend to the point where just one person might not be able to satisfy your urges–the thrill-seeking, pleasure-loving astrology of this weekend is perfect for getting into a threesome or some especially kinky sex with your next hookup! You’ll try anything once—twice, if you like it—so what are you waiting for? Go get ‘em, tiger, er, lion!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

Not that your sex life is feeling stale or anything, but you’re in the mood to really shake things up in the bedroom this weekend! What are your wildest dreams and darkest fantasies? Be shameless and describe them to your f*ckbuddy and you’re in for a night (or several) of debauchery!

If you’ve been in love forever:

This astrology is pretty difficult for the other sign’s love lives, but you’re safe from any major drama this time! This entire weekend favors wining and dining your partner and having a baller time together, in and out of the bedroom, which is exactly what you need now that Cancer season (aka a whole month where you feel like a wet blanket) has begun.

Virgo  

         If you’re single AF:

Instead of going out this Friday, you’re staying clocked in thanks to your job keeping you late. Saturday’s Pisces Moon creates the perfect atmosphere for getting it on with your latest Tinder match, but try to avoid catching feelings, no matter how gorgeous they are—they’re likely only looking for something casual only.

 

If you haven’t DTR yet:

This is it, Virgo—the week where you can define the relationship! You’re usually shier and follow your partner’s lead, but you’re in control right now. Do you really like this person? Like, like like them? Ask about being monogamous! If you’re not sure, this is the perfect time to say “see ya,” and split ways without hurting anyone’s feelings.

 

If you’ve been in love forever:

Sex with your partner is great this weekend, but when you finish doing it, something’s off. Why aren’t they snuggling up to you like usual? Where’s the pillow talk? You’re famous for freaking out, but don’t freak out, Virgo! It has nothing to do with you, and everything to do with life outside of your relationship. Ask them what’s going on during the week—they’ll open up to you, and it shows them how much you notice and care.

 

Libra

         If you’re single AF:

Friday’s Aquarius Moon brings a fun and flirty vibe that you completely thrive under, so you’re definitely on the lookout for your next hookup! You may find yourself having to work over the weekend, so don’t turn up too hard—but a decent amount of cuties sliding into your DMs make the rest of the week look promising for first dates or more action!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

The flirty Aquarius Moon on Friday sets the stage for some fine-ass sex and even a little romance, if you’re into that with this someone! A theme this week is deliberating over your love life—you know how indecisive you are, so try to make your choice quick! Will you keep things casual, or try to level up your relationship?

If you’ve been in love forever:

While most of the other signs are struggling hard with their love lives, you’re enjoying a breezy AF date night this Friday! Monday brings an Aries Moon and lots of one-on-one time with your partner, and the sensual, relaxed Taurus Moon on Thursday helps you turn up the heat in the bedroom! Literally everything's perfect! ENJOY.

Scorpio

         If you’re single AF:

Your rep as the most sexual sign jumps out this weekend! You’re 100% in the mood, but once you finish banging your hookup, you’re left feeling unfulfilled. Don’t get me wrong, the sex is great, but you’re an emotional water sign and need a certain level of intimacy to really enjoy sex, so this quick bone just doesn’t 100% satisfy you.

If you haven’t DTR yet:

Your situationship is on rocky ground this weekend. The physical side of it is fine, but when it comes to connecting on an intellectual level, the spark is gone—or maybe it was never there in the first place, and you’re just now realizing it. Don’t settle, Scorpio! If things have run their course, it’s time to get a move on!

If you’ve been in love forever:

Talking to your S.O. and feeling heard is a struggle lately, and you can’t help but put yourself down or think you’re not good enough for them—snap out of it! Don’t be afraid to speak up and ask your partner why they’re so closed off lately. If there’s a problem, you can’t expect it to fix itself—you have to address it.

Sagittarius

           If you’re single AF:

A chatty Aquarius Moon on Friday puts you in the mood to go out and get your flirt on. The astro-weather is less sexy and more flirty—expect to get a few phone numbers but don’t bank on going home with anyone just yet. Text your favourite new contact on Sunday when the astro-weather is hotter than ever and mind-blowing, toe-curling sex is in your future!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

You’re not getting it in this Friday, but your FWB is feeling thirsty and won’t stop blowing up your phone! You want to stay at home and mellow out on Saturday, so if they’re looking for action, they better come to you (and be chill with Netflix and chill being heavy on the Netflix.)

If you’ve been in love forever:

You spend most of the weekend sleeping in and feeling cuddly with your S.O., until Sunday, when tension between your fave planet, Jupiter, and Venus, planet of love, gets to an all-time high and your sex drive gets boosted beyond belief! The fiery Aries Moon starting on Monday makes your hot-and-bothered mindset last all week long, so have fun!

Capricorn

          If you’re single AF:

Feeling dissatisfied with the state of your love life is affecting your mood all week long. You’re tired of the same pattern repeating over and over—meeting a Tinder match, doing it, then getting ghosted or ditching them—and as much as you love routine, you should try something (or someone) that isn’t your usual go-to to spice things up.

If you haven’t DTR yet:

When your FWB asks “so, like, are we a thing?” this weekend, you’re caught off-guard and probs don’t know how to respond. How invested are you in your situationship? Did you even know they considered your fling as dating? If you’re open to being a couple, great! If not, no problem—your sign is the best at keeping it real with others and enforcing boundaries.

If you’ve been in love forever:

You’re always the one to take more charge in your relationship, so if things between you and your partner seem stale this week, it’s because they’re waiting on you to make a move. Get a little frisky in bed and try something spontaneous and new, or simply remind your partner that if they have any unexplored kinks or unspoken desires, they can speak on them and help keep your relationship fun.

Aquarius

        If you’re single AF:

You’re the sign of friend groups and social circles, which can easily translate into your sex life this weekend, thanks to the salacious connection between Venus and Jupiter! What I’m saying is everyone is feeling horny, especially you, so organising a sexy get-together and trying out multiple partners is a definite possibility this weekend—especially on Sunday.

If you haven’t DTR yet:

As an intellectual air sign, you’re less about feelings and more about communicating and thinking. This week, your supercomputer of a brain is just a little static-y and you can’t decide your thoughts about your situationship. Emotions are hard, aren’t they? You’re unsure if you’re catching feels or if it’s a passing mood, but don’t worry—Mercury entering Leo on Wednesday helps you find clarity.

If you’ve been in love forever:

What kind of drama and baggage has been hiding in the undercurrents of your relationship? Minor annoyances and minute frustrations build up over time, and you don’t want the pressure to get so high that you explode on your partner over something tiny! Try and air out all of your frustrations (but do it nicely) and be open to your partner’s issues with you, and you can save yourself from major headache and heartache in the future.

Pisces

        If you’re single AF:

You’re definitely not in the mood for sex on Friday, but even when the Moon enters your sign on Saturday, you still have a hard time getting turned on. You’re swiping left all weekend long and no one cute hits you up, but towards the end of the week, you get a notification that an absolute babe matched you—quick, plan to meet them before Mercury Retrograde starts up in a couple weeks!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

Your hookup sitch feels like it’s lacking something—either you don't really get along outside of boning, or the benefits don’t do it for you anymore—and after a mediocre hookup this weekend, you’re about ready to call it quits. Follow your heart (like you always do) because a thrilling link between the Sun and Uranus at the end of the week promises to bring something (or someone) hot and new to your sex life!

If you’ve been in love forever:

You’re the most emotional sign by far, and by now you know that when you get into a funk to ~just keep swimming~ and it’ll eventually pass, but damn, are you feeling moody this weekend! Your relationship is fine, it’s your social life that’s bugging you, but the drama with your squad is enough to have you feeling short with your boo, too. You know that one friend that your partner has never ever liked (and TBH, you've been kind of over for a while too?) They might be the root of your problem, just sayin'!