55 Valentine's Day Instagram Captions For Whatever Situation You're In

If you post a cliché, people WILL unfollow. Hey, I don't make the rules!

By Leah Marilla Thomas
11 February, 2020
55 Valentine's Day Instagram Captions For Whatever Situation You're In

It's hard enough to express your feelings IRL, but now, you've gotta do it on social media too. Why? Because, you know, it's Valentine's Day!

Whether or not you're celebrating with a special someone, this holiday brings up all kinds of unexpected emotions. Keep that in mind as you craft the perfect Instagram caption to go along with your V-Day post. You want people to like what you post, not roll their eyes at a cliché and keep scrolling. Let these suggestions inspire you, whether you're posting your love for your galentine's squad, hoarding chocolate, wow'ing everyone with your #couplegoals, or are just generally thrilled about all things pink and heart-shaped.

(Valentine's Day haters, I see you, but I actually have one super serious request: Please don't post "Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day," á la that one episode of 30 Rock. Liz Lemon pointed out that Shaw was born on February 14 and fought for some women's rights—but like many suffragettes, she actively fought against rights for people of color in this country. So let's uhhh not.)

Here's a legit list of Valentine's Day Instagram captions below. Hopefully, these will decrease even the tiniest bit of your V-Day stress, so you can live (laugh) and love to the fullest!

Puns That Throw It Back To Elementary School

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Here you go, Ralph ?

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  • I like you bear-y much!
  • Owl always love you.
  • My tweetheart!
  • A whole latte love.
  • Don't go bacon my heart!

    Your Office Party

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    The dreamiest galentine’s table by our girl @mollybellink in San Diego! As if the palm trees behind her on our video call wasn’t enough to book a flight ASAP, throw a girl gang party and there’s a 99% chance we’ll crash it ?‍♀️?

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    • Having a heart-to-heart with the coworkers!
    • This meeting absolutely should NOT have been an email.
    • Get you a Party Planning Committee that can do both.
    • When the conference room's rocking...
    • We're all taking these flowers home, right?

      The Couple Selfie

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      ?? me ?

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      • Look at us. Hey. Look at us. Who woulda thought? Not me!
      • If this were Love Island, I'd couple up with him every week.
      • Cheers to my partner in crime.
      • I love our love.
      • Date Night (2010) dir. Shawn Levy

        Flower Delivery

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        Go extra on Valentine's! Get your orders in before slots on the 14th close! Email to view the collection. Or DM me your email. syarinayatim@gmail.com ________________________________________ #freshflowers #handbouquet #redroses #tulips #hydrangea #euchalyptus #floristkl #klflorist #valentinesday #vday18 #valentineskl #deliverykl #kldelivery #kldeliveryflowers #valentines #vdaybouquet

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        • Who sent me these?????
        • Merci bouquet
        • What in carnation!
        • Love is blossoming at my desk today...
        • Gather ye rosebuds

          Book Lovers

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          We can't promise you'll find your soulmate at The Strand, but we do have Valentine's Day gifts for everyone you love, be it your BFF or your latest meet-cute. ✍?: @wittyidiot

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          • "I wish I knew how to quit you" — Annie Proulx
          • "If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more" — Jane Austen
          • "We are asleep until we fall in love" — Leo Tolstoy
          • "Even if your heart is broken and attacking you, you're still not better off without it" — Rainbow Rowell
          • "Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same" — Emily Brontë

            Thirst Trap

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            “Three words, eight letters. Say it and I’m yours.” - Blair Waldorf ? VALENTINES DAY GLAM ? Since valentines day is coming up and it’s finally February the month of love I wanted to post at least one look for you guys ✨ I Used the @jamescharles palette and Rivera palette from @anastasiabeverlyhills to create the pretty pink eye look! With some glitter from @stilacanada and love how it turned out! LASHES : @dodolashes in 316 ———————————————————— #makeup #gtamakeupartist #valentinesdayglam #love #makeupaddict #wakeupandmakeup #valentinesday2020 #vday #anastasiabeverlyhills #jamescharlespalette #stilacosmetics #pinkaesthetic #trending #explorepage #explore

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            • Feeling Valentine's, may delete later.
            • Kiss me, I'm Irish Italian Desperate it doesn't matter!
            • V-Day ain't over yet ;)
            • Heading out for Valentine's Day, haha, unless...?
            • Looking for some heart eyes.

              Those Hand-Holding Pics

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              #followmeto the bowing deers of Nara with @natalyosmann. Our favorite place in Japan ?♥️. Swipe to check some backstage videos :)!

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              • Where you lead, I will follow.
              • Always along for the ride.
              • I'll never let go.
              • Dragged around but never a drag.
              • Run away with me.

                Humblebrag

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                Love, love, love... ♥️ Valentine’s day is coming and I never know if I should embrace it and enjoy a moment to celebrate the love in my life or if I should refuse it because it is just another commercial celebration... Do you celebrate Valentine’s day? ?♥️♥️

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                • You're my favorite blanket stealer!
                • Love your stupid face.
                • Am I doing this Valentine's thing right?
                • Getting ready took FOREVER but we clean up nice :)
                • Here to report that the whole V-Day thing is still awkward, ten years later LOL!

                  Single & Loving It

                   

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                  With February 14th just around the corner, rather than an anti-Valentine’s Day, why not celebrate your friendship with your girlfriends? Whether you’re single, or happily taken, you can always use a day to celebrate friendship, so today on the blog I’m sharing 5 inexpensive ways to host Galentines Day for your besties (that are actually fun?)

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                  • Ovaries before brovaries
                  • I may be single, but I ain't cynical.
                  • Lonely Hearts Club? I LOVE that band!!
                  • Just me, myself, and wine tonight.
                  • Happy Friday!

                    Single & Over It

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                    Single Awareness Day is coming in full force. ? . . . . #singleawarenessday #singlesday #treatyoself #singleaf #orangecountyweddings #losangeleseats #dessertbar #desserttables #frenchmacaron #macaronlovers #macaronslady #weddingdesserttable #phanncytreats #customtreats #partydesserts #frenchmacarons #sweettoothfix #macaronlover #macaronshells #adultnovelty #adultdesserts #adultthings #customdesserts #macaronfiend #2020goals #valentinesdaygift #bemine #blackhearts #blackasmysoul #valentinesday2020

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                    • Happy Valentine's Day, no one!
                    • Please like this post, I need the validation today.
                    • Oh, is today a holiday or something?
                    • “Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it” — Nora Ephron
                    • Roses are dead, just like my heart.

                      No Tricks, Just Treats

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                      ♥️Nothing better than a Box of Chocolates for Valentines Day EXCEPT for maybe my all new Chocolate Sugar Cookies for a perfect Valentines twist!♥️ . . #sugarcookies #decoratedsugarcookies #chocolatesugarcookies #chocolate #boxofchocolates #valentine #valentines #valentineschocolate #valentinescookies #galentines #galentinesday #mckinneytx #mckinneytxbakery #mckinneytxcookies

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                      • Just here for the frosting.
                      • Pink's my favorite flavor.
                      • Accepting any and all chocolate donations, please inquire within.
                      • I'm 'bought to have a conversation with THESE hearts.
                      • You like my discount candy? Gee, thanks, just bought it.
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