Boinky-Boinky
Like boinking, the cooler term for boning, boinky-boinky is the cutesy way to ask someone to have sex with them!
Dueling Lightsabers
When two nerds have mindblowing sex.
Power Balling
When a guy gyrates his testicles while having sex.
Postboned
When you’re running late coz’ of an unexpected sexual encounter.
Intercoarse
Very. Rough. Sex.
Hotline Bling
Thanks to Drake, it’s the new term for a booty call.
Give You the Cummies
A phrase that will debone you or reduce wetness by 90 percent as soon as it’s spoken! Yes, Give You The Cummies will not make you come!
Going to the Boneyard
It’s just a longer (and less obvious) version of ‘having sex’.
Masturwait
When you gotta wait for porn to buffer in the middle of masturbation!
Slam-masterpiece
A slampiece is a f°ck buddy, a slam-masterpiece is someone who’s sooo good at getting dirty, it’s like a masterpiece.
Sascrotch
When someone’s nether region hasn’t seen a pair of scissors in a long time and it’s that evident!