Hobosexuals are the newest red flag in dating—and they might be sleeping on your couch right now

Move over, commitment-phobes and casual daters—there’s a new player in the dating market: hobosexuals. Yup, you read that right.

The term is a mash-up of “hobo” and “sexual”—basically, someone who dates with practical intentions rather than romantic ones. Forget grand gestures and shared life goals; hobosexuals are all about convenience. They’re not necessarily manipulative, but they do see a partner as a comfy living arrangement. Think less soulmates, more “roommates with benefits.” And here’s the kicker: it’s mostly men leading this trend, and dating apps have become the perfect breeding ground for it.

In short: it’s dating someone mainly because they provide a free place to crash. Because in 2025, romance isn’t always about butterflies—it’s about a warm bed, decent Wi-Fi, and a fridge full of snacks.

So, how do you spot a hobosexual? First, they’re very home-centric. Every date happens at your place, never out. Netflix marathons and takeaway nights are a given, but the real focus isn’t the food—it’s the roof. If someone moves in almost immediately or gets suspiciously excited about your spare bedroom, you might just be dealing with a hobosexual.

And honestly, with rent prices soaring and apartments shrinking, some see it as a genius life hack. “Practical dating” is on the rise, especially through apps, where it’s easier than ever to swipe your way into not just a situationship—but also a living situation. It’s basically co-living—with a little flirting on the side.

But beware: when the couch goes, so might the romance. Hobosexual relationships tend to be short-lived, especially if one person mistakes practicality for passion. There’s also the sticky ethical question—is it okay to date someone just for shelter and emotional cushioning? The answer: only if you’re both on the same page. Boundaries are key; otherwise, you risk ending up with someone who’s moved in more permanently than your own furniture.

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