This New App Has a Million More Selfie Filters Than Snapchat

Snow, an app that launched in Asia last September, is a "Korean Snapchat clone," The Verge reports. It's not difficult to see why — apart from the app's icon (a blue … levitating turd), not much is different.

The app allows you to take and send selfies that last a finite amount of time, and post them in the form of a story (which you can choose to keep live for 72 hours instead of 24) or just for certain friends to see. There is a different "self-destruct mode," which is like the Mystery Flavor of selfies. You never know what you're gonna get.

You can add and edit text to your picture, as well as doodle on and filter it. There's an additional Boomerang-type GIF feature next to the static picture one, and you can create videos too. The regular filters are 'gram-ish and … regular. The special ones are unlike anything you've ever seen before and … special.

Some of them are super similar to Snapchat's:

Others are not. For example: This is me snapping my cutely accessorized fingers on my two extra hands.

This is me as a constipated blue penguin.

This is me, I can only assume, as a big bad wolf about to huff and puff, etc., etc.

This is me with the same haircut I had from 1996–2007.

This is me if I were a pineapple and someone hit my pineapple face dead-on with the flat side of a pan.

This is me and my coworker friend as a cat and a mouse.

This is me and my new boyfriend.

This is me crying ... because I am a pig?

There's so much more.

Help. Or at least download it too so I feel less like I've lost my mind. Do it. Do it now. Before the 13-year-olds get to it and it's all too late. Help.

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