Hot take alert: goodnight texts are waaay more significant than morning texts. They’re basically a subtle way to tell someone you’re thinking about them during one of the most intimate, private moments of the day—right before you fall asleep. Think about it: the few moments of reflection right before your slumber feel like the time when you’re most highly in tune with your emotions, needs, desires, and wants. It’s a good sign you’ve caught some major feels if, during those thoughts, you’re eager to send someone a solid goodnight text. But because these goodnight messages are a total make-or-break situation—like, you have to play it cool in some cases!—we’ve curated a list of the best goodnight texts to send to your person depending on what emotion you’re trying to evoke.
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- ‘Goodnight!’...because sometimes it’s really that easy.
- ‘Sweet dreams.’
- ‘Maybe if I’m lucky, you’ll give me just as much attention tomorrow as you gave me today. (**) Goodnight!’ Be careful with this one—like, the emoji is absolutely necessary, but 8/10 it’s a sure-fire way to get a flirty text the next morning.
- ‘Goodnight, talk to you tomorrow.’ It’s like a promise to continue the conversation the next day.
- Say nothing. Pretend you fell asleep and wake up the next morning with, ‘Ah, sorry, I fell asleep on you!’ and then pick up the conversation where it ended. (FWIW: this helps keep the conversation going so no-one needs to worry about who is texting who first. In short, game changer.)
- ‘This bed is awfully lonely without you, but I guess I’ll have to wait for [*insert next time you’ll see them*].’
- ‘Wish you were putting me to sleep instead, but I guess I’ll take care of things myself.’
- ‘I can think of more fun ways to fall asleep if you were here, but I guess it’ll have to wait.’
- ‘Hmm, what kind of goodnight text would it take to get you in my bed right now?’
- ‘Based on everything I’ve been thinking about doing to you, my dreams will be real nice tonight.’
- ‘Let’s hope my dreams are as sweet as you.’
- ‘Goodnight, [*insert any pet name like babe, love, etc*].’
- ‘If you could get out of my head and let me sleep for a little while, that’d be great.’ (A li’l cliché but a classic for a reason.)
- ‘Ugh. I don’t want to go to bed because that means I don’t get to talk to you for seven hours.’
- ‘Sweet dreams. Think about me.’ Literally no emoji or exclamation point. Period.
- ‘[*Insert number of days*] until I can lie beside you.
Can’t wait.’
- ‘I’m going to bed with you as my last thought, and can’t wait to wake up to you as my first.’
- ‘You know, it’s a good thing you’re so [*insert attribute you love about them*] because that’d make this whole long-distance thing really, really hard if not. But you’re worth these nights alone in bed.’
- ‘Day [*insert how long it’s been since you’ve seen each other*] of not seeing you, but one day closer to seeing you again. Goodnight, my love.’
- ‘Ugh, how much would it cost to get you in an overnight jet to my bed RN?’ This is borderline horny, but go big or go home.
- ‘I hate saying goodnight
to you.’
- ‘I love that you’re my last thought before I go to bed.’
- ‘I’m obsessed with being your last thought before you go
to bed.’
- ‘I don’t want to sleep because I know my dreams can’t compare to you in my reality.’
- ‘I love you. Goodnight.’