11 Guys Recall the First Time They Ever Saw Boobs And It Will Make You Cringe

1. ​"I saw my first pair of boobs when I was pretty young because we were kids goofing off and didn't know any better. My thought was, That's it? I basically have those. Little did I know a little thing called puberty was about to come in and turn everyone's life upside-down. Oh, also. Follow-up story: I got to see that girl's boobs years later aaaaand they were a lot nicer." —​Adam, 26​

2. "I was fucking 9 years old. Some drunk girl flashed her friends outside a diner we were eating at. I guess she didn't see us because she got really embarrassed, and my mum was super pissed. She tried to cover my eyes in time, but I managed to get a peek. I remember being really proud of myself, and I kept looking over and smiling at my dad, who was trying to back my mum up but obviously secretly totally got where my headspace was at." —​Jeff, 29​

3. "Letdown. I had seen too many on the internet at that point." —Eric, 30​

4. "I honestly don't remember. I don't know if that's because my brain just short-circuited in that moment or what. I could tell you where I was, and when and who it was. But it's sort of like a dream." —​James, 25​

5. "One of the first times was watching the original Total Recall and seeing the three-breasted lady. That was a really confusing and intense experience."​ —​Pat, 28​

6. "For some reason, I always assumed boobs were harder than they are. I have no idea why, I just figured there was like ... muscle ... in there, I guess? I don't really know. But the first time I really got to touch one, I was like, Oh, wow. It's so soft. That girl probably thought I was insane. I just kept squeezing it with what I imagine to be the dumbest look on my face." —​Seth, 27

7. "I swear to you, there was a total paradigm shift when I saw boobs for the first time. My brain just went, Listen, we're going to totally throw out everything you thought was important and restructure. You have a new goal in life. It's to see more boobs." —​Charlie, 28​

8. "My neighbour's bathroom window was really visible from mine. She would get changed for work around the same time I'd get ready for school. I don't remember what I thought other than, I guess I'm going to spend more time in the bathroom now. I would literally brush my teeth and gaze at this woman's boobs. Being a kid is weird, man." —​Stephen, 26

9. "When I was a kid, I paid a girl $10 [like £7] to see her boobs. It was all the money I had in the world. This is worth it. That's all I thought. This is worth it." —​Tom, 28​

10. "I felt really cocky. Like, Oh, yeah. I'm the man. I don't even think I was nervous." —​Dave, 27​

​11. ​"It was on the ski bus, and this girl got dared to flash everyone. I was like, I will remember this moment always. I guess I kept that promise to my weird, little pervert self." —​Joel, 28​

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