30 Signs You Have WAY Too Many Clothes

1. Trying to keep your wardrobe organised is like a full-time job

2. You have to do a charity shop clear-out every other month

3. You often find things you swear you must have been drunk to buy

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4. Under your bed is full of shoe boxes that you haven't opened in forever

5. You have to rotate your summer and winter wardrobes to make more room​

6. You spend your days googling walk-in wardrobes

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7. When people tell you they've never seen you wear the same thing twice

8. You run out of hangers like you do milk​

9. Nothing gets you going quite like a good storage solution

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10. You have clothes in your wardrobe, the spare room, the loft AND various suitcases

11. Finding that specific skirt you need takes hours, sometimes days

12. There's nothing quite like the rush of discovering something you forgot you owned​

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13. Coats have no place in your wardrobe - they take up WAY too much room

14. You could quite happily give away half of your sunglasses collection and still have a pair for every weekend of the year

15. You never have anything to wear - mostly because of all the clothes disguising actual outfits

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16. No one ever wants to buy you clothes for your birthday. "You have enough" - WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE?

17. Bags to you are like pants - you wear a new one every day 

18. Every time you're invited to an event, you buy something new

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19. Your friends are better at remembering what you own than you are

20. You have a bra to match every kind of outfit​

21. Strangers on Instagram think you're rich - they don't see the Cup A Soup dinners

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22. Your dry-clean pile never gets done - when you have so many other clothes to wear, what's the point?

23. Your clothes are always creased from cramming too many in your wardrobe

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24. You definitely own more hangers than you know people

25. Sometimes you get home and realise the top you just bought is identical to one you already own

26. At weekends you play with your clothes as if they were your toys

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27. Your laundry basket acts as extra storage

28. So does the washing machine

29. So does the clothes horse

30. If you sold all of your clothes you could probably buy a mansion.

But then what would you wear?