19 Things You'll Get If You Always Date F*ckboys

1. You don't exactly have the best taste in men.

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2. Despite your friends' advice, you are totally drawn to hot-and-cold guys.

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3. The more self-absorbed a dude is, the more you're intrigued by him.

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4. You KNOW he's lame, but some part of you still gives him the benefit of the doubt.

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5. The fact that he's moderately funny or interesting overshadows the fact that he's also the absolute worst.

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6. You will totally fall for cheesy lines.

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7. Even though you're fully aware how disingenuous they all are.

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8. You have to laugh at your own comically horrible judgment.

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9. Because this isn't your first rodeo.

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10. By now, you more or less have flawless f*ckboy radar.

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11. You know the guy who uses "I fell asleep" as an excuse for not texting for three days is not boyfriend material. He isn't even casual hangout buddy material.

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12. Still, *sigh*.

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13. You check out the Instagrams of past and present f*ckboys way too often.

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14. At the same time, you are pretty much done with this whole dating thing.

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15. You wonder if you can just have 12 corgis in a cottage somewhere and forget men forever.

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16. The guys you've dated only show up when you're visibly doing well.

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17. This doubles if you're in a new, healthy relationship.

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18. With time, you always realize how much better your life is when the garbage men are out of it.

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19. And as you get older, you'll realize: if he says he "isn't good for you" — he's 100% right.

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