Some People Had Great, Loud Sex and Their Neighbor Live-Tweeted It

Just when I thought we'd all reached a peaceful verdict that having loud sex in the privacy of your own home/apartment is perfectly acceptable (and, TBH, encouraged), a woman in Philadelphia broke the unspoken moral code and live-tweeted an especially raucous tryst her neighbors had late Monday night.

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Stacey Ritzen, a web culture editor for UPROXX, documented the loud sex her "terrible neighbor" was having through a series of tweets and videos of her white apartment wall in which you can actually​ hear​ the sex happening. The sex is pretty rowdy-sounding. Like in one video, I'm pretty sure I can hear a woman doing some very operatic singing. But also: This is so rude?! 

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A person should 100 percent be allowed to have all the screaming, banging, wall-shaking sex they want in their place of living. Or, as Maureen O'Connor so eloquently put it in her own defense of loud sex, especially in close-quartered city apartment buildings, "if adults can't have noisy sex in their own homes, with the doors and windows shut, then where can noisy sex occur?"

This is far from the first time someone has been perturbed by loud sex. In the past, people have actually been arrested for having sex that was deemed a bit too enthusiastic. If it were up to me, it would be a crime to dox your neighbors for having what sounds like some pretty incredible sex. Or I guess not having sex so good the whole building can hear it is punishment enough. 

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